Saturday, May 28, 2011

This is why I LOVE Beyonce.

Watch THIS video.

No amped mic. No reverb. This video was recorded on an iphone.

I think I drooled a little.

Friday, May 27, 2011

Lately...

This crazy little number is the works of my cousin, Dylan.
I talked to my grandma on the phone for about an hour today.
Her favorite topic is Brett. She always says, "...and my my that Brett sure is handsome in his uniform. Reminds me of Howard." (Howard is grandpa.) And how impressed she is with Brett and how smart he is. I'm secretly a little jealous of Brett.
The funniest things she said today were,
"Those damn birds just poop their little hearts out!"
and
"For the most part I just stared at the weeds but for a good ten minutes I was out there breakin' their little necks."
Yes, I know I am making a ridiculous face but I seriously took a ton of pictures of me smiling and my demeanor was neither pleasant or pretty. So this is what we get. Moving on.
I just wanted to show you that my hair is FINALLY long enough to put up... all up, without any bobby pins helpin' me out.

Remember that surgery I had where they shortened the second metatarsal and put four screws and a plate in there? WELL, a screw is coming loose. So out the screws and the plate come. When will the surgeries end? When?
I painted my toenails blue today. Which totally makes my feet look that much colder. I like to give myself pedicures before surgeries. Siigh. Surgery.
(blogging the next day)
Juuuust found out that for this surgery I can't have any nail polish on my toes. Boo.

Got bit by a spider on my temple last night. I thought it looked like a black widow. (I think Dr. Rachel was wrong to diagnose herself) My face was hot and red and swollen and my ear swelled up too. My ear was ringing and slightly muffled. A trip to the hospital was in order. Me and the mister got into the car and headed for the hospital. The receptionist was very kind and complimented my "J lo glow". It was probably the lighting but I'll take it. The doctor was the second counselor in our ward and put all my woes to rest. He gave me some medication that made me rather loopy and we were discharged. What a night! Thanks to a wonderful husband who takes such good care of me.

I've been much more... domestic lately. I've cooked some tasty things the past few days.
Didn't even set off the fire alarm. However, there was still smoke billowing out of the windows.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Monday, May 16, 2011