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David

What happened to your leg!?

1:15amRachel

The hospitals wanted to do a case study on my leg because my it had grown in width instead of in length. They are replacing a few tendons with flexible metal chords and cutting out some bone and replacing it with a spring-like metallic plate. When everything fuses together I'll be semi robotic. They say I'll be able to jump like four feet high

1:16amDavid

Woah! And most girls just get a boob job

That's epic!

This is a conversation my friend David and I had over Facebook chat just minutes ago. I was laughing hysterically out loud by myself. I even did a little karate chop in the air. I do that when I am excited sometimes. I think this story is muuuucccchhh better than Saber tooth tigers. Don't you think??

I told David that it was a total lie and proceeded with the reeeeaaal story. Booorring...